Men
mai 22, 2009
Men and their big egos.
Men and their large shirts we sleep in.
Men and their way of seeming much better than they actually are.
Men and their lovely, unshaved faces.
Men and their insecurities.
Men and their dicks inside us.
Men and their mothers.
Men and the way they look at us.
Men and the cars they drive.
Men and their answering the phone while fucking us.
Men and the way they mock everything they love about us.
Men and the air they exhale.
Men and their childish ways.
Men and the necks they bite.
Men and their big egos.
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fuck’em, i say! ((:
in all possible ways! ;)
Oh please do !!! :)
:)
ei as, cum aruncati cu pietre asa, mai fetilor :))
la vache mal
da’ ci pietri, bre? undi vezi tu pietri? mai bine ia zi tu daca ti-ai platit netu’ ala, you irresponsible male being.:)
((: Platit, conectat. Impropriu zis pietri Ma refream mai degraba la fuck`em`ul nadaellei desi expresia poate fi interpretabila favorabil ambelor sexe ((:
La vache stoique
să fim optimiști, zic. să interpretăm favorabil. (:
Hmm. Da…
Men and their fucked-up 30s crisis.
da, și la 30? :) cred că au câte una din zece-n zece ani așea…:P
Men and their fucked-up 40s crisis. Like me.
da, și eu așa știam, că la 40. dar nu e obligatoriu. well, good luck getting rid of it! ;)
Nice ! “Fuck” you too ! :)
thank you, sir. how sweet of you! :D
:)) Yesterday I ….. answered the phone :D
vezi? știu eu ce știu…:) ghiavolilor care sunteti!
alina: vezik a fost f aiurea faza aia knd te-am sunat , eram si cu florin si knd faci sex nu mai stai sa raspunzi la telefoane
se pare ca unii isi dau seama … damn!! :p
hahahahhaaha! foarte tare.
Men, with their fat bellies full with beer :-P
io-mi aleg intotdeauna cu grija cuvintele, futu-i sa le fut! :D
((: cunoastem. iar eu ti le interpretez fix asa cum trebuie, futu-i!
Wanna Banana! WANNA BABANA! hă hă hă ăăă
cum ai ghiciiiiit? ho ho hoo
Men and their biggest dilemma: blow-job or hand job?
so many options, so little time to decide…:D
deicide(ego-touch) :))
Men have three dilemmas:
1. Life sucks
2. Job sucks
3 Wife dosen`t
La vache anglais
oana belgiana hai luni la sighet!
offfff, ti-am zis ca nu pot acum, chiparosule…:( as vrea, cum nu?
jock, te referi la SZIGET? Că Sighetu-i altceva :) Am poze de acolo dacă ești interesat, pe virtual outback-ul meu.
nu,nu. zicea de sighet. ala din romania. de unde sunt bunicii mei. si unde nu pot ajunge eu acum.desi mi-e dor.
@ Puppen Fuhrer: I loop you Schwindelig.
ce-i asta? schwindelig însemna ceva amețitor? :) am uitat mai toată germana din liceu, stupid me!
oana și eu sunt jumate sighetean. Bunicii mei stăteau într-unul din cele 3 blocuri de pe strada Eminescu, aia care duce la grădina Morii. Mergeam acolo în fiecare vacanță. Am făcut poze vacanța asta de Paști, sunt la mine pe blog.
Schwindelig… hmmm… e o stare de spirit? Mă obsedează piesa asta. E de Klaus Schulze.
Men and their stupid electronic music that they listen.
Aaaaa, ce frumos!! Gradina Moriiiii! Ce dor imi e sa ma dau in leaganele alea! In fiecare vara merg acolo. O sa arunc un ochi la poze, mersi. :)
“Men and their stupid electronic music that they listen.” – ooo, da! bine zis. ((:
men and their stupid desire for someone that doesnt belong to them
Men and the way they think we are always satisfied
Men and their big egos.
: ))
va pricepeti, copii! keep going. (:
Men and their mysterious way to see their unborn children in the eyes of the women they love.
do they? I’m not sure I want them to see that in my eyes…(:
Men and the fact that some of them still haunt us. :)
men and their strong desire to loose themselves inside the soul of the women they love
cred ca incearca sa ne convinga de ceva. din alt film : ))
Men who fuck the shit out of you, then leave you
well, they’d better leave…they’re boring after fucking.;)
Most of the time… definitely
Oh, my God! Cine are fată mare, mare supărare areeeeeeee! Acu’ nu că aş voi să jiCnesc pe cineva şi să pun ceva etichetă de virginitate (hihihihihi, hihihihiiiiiiiiiii… era un banc leşinător cu o tanti pe care o cheama soţul ei oareşcum beat criţă “Verjinica”!)… n-am găsit altă rimă la “mare supărare areeeeeeeeeee!” de aceea.
E lumea pornită rău pe bărbaţii cu pricina. Fie vorba între noi însuşi Nichita Stănescu a zis/scris una de-ţi stă mintea-n loc: “Bărbatul, acest animal indirect, care pierde tot ce se poate pierde.” Arş! Ustură…
Ca de obicei, Oana-Năzdrăvana… textul tău are balans fin între umor, ironie şi adevăr-adâncime, ba chiar un soi de duioşie disimulată… Ca de obicei, Oana-Codana, eşti neobişnuită :):):)
disimulată cu siguranţă, hehe. Doar Oana-Codana is a tough cookie.
P.S. Bine-a mai zis-o cel Nichita. (:
Maybe it’s the kind of men you guys are attracting. Step your game up. It sounds like alot of you think men “ain’t shit”. You need to address what it is about your pussy that attracts “ain’t shit” men.
TrueMan
ManAmongBoys.com
Errr. Okay, mr. TrueMan. We’ll keep that in mind. Not.
Keep on hatin’ men then. And when you’re still having the same issues down the line remember, I told you so.
TrueMan
ManAmongBoys.com
You’ve gotta be kidding me. Who the hell told you I hated men? Where did you come up with that conclusion? This post is about loving men and their flaws. Actually, it’s those flaws that we love, possibly. What can I say, you’re good at reading women’s minds, and the texts they write…
Women are tough man. I try. I really do.
:) Well, you haven’t done your best yet.
Men and their constant, selfless, relentless, exhausting, unnerving, fucking annoying, suffocating, warm, reassuring, proud, immune-to-all-reason love for you ladies.
And youtube videos with tips&tricks on how to fuck even more and more of you as time goes by. :)
We are not all that bad. We might be a little difficult at times but we are not as complicated as women. Have a look at http://www.metromonkey.in
Will give you an idea of what we want.
I never said you were as complicated as women. That would be silly of me, wouldn’t it?