Questionnaire No.5

Do you have a bf/gf, if so specify: no, I don’t have a bullfighter or a gunfirer.
If not, do you want a bf/gf?: no, bullfighters are evil and gunfirers sometimes miss the target.
Are you in love?: all the fucking time.
Do you see your self with that person in the future?: I see myself surrounded with them, yes. In a big bed.
How did you meet?: in various places, usually pubs.
How did you greet each other?: we rubbed noses, like the eskimos.
Best place to go for a date: In the date palm tree, obviously.
Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?: yes, and not only on the mouth.
How many gf/bf have told you they love you?: all of them, it’s easy to lie. Especially for bullfighters and gunfirers.
Have you ever thought you were going to marry someone?: yes, I wasn’t always this smart. :)
Are you crushin’ on someone?: I’d rather crush someone.
Have you ever been with someone who was taken at the time?: ok, let’s settle this. No one is fucking taken by anyone. Ever.
Have you ever broken someone’s heart?: yes, but I taught them how to fix it, as I had had that problem, too, in the past, and became an expert.
Do you talk to any of your ex’s?: yes, we happily insult each other every time we have the occasion.
Do you believe that you are a good bf/gf?: no, I love bulls and I can’t fire guns.
Have you dated people who were not good for you?: every other day.
Have you ever been in an abusive relationship?: yes, and it was fun, even better than Disneyland. Oh, wait, Disneyland sucks.
Have you ever dated someone older than you?: most of the time.
How about younger than you?: yes, when I wasn’t busy dating someone older than me.
Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?: yes, especially me.
Believe in love at first sight?: maybe lust at first sight.
Ever been given an engagement ring?: yes, I still have it. I don’t wear it anymore though.
Does heartbreak really feel as bad as it sounds?: no, it’s actually like walking on a field with poppies in a sunny afternoon, sucking on a cherry flavoured lollipop.